Friday, July 22, 2011

NOTHING SAYS YUMMY LIKE CANDI (WITH AN I)

So if you follow the twatter I have you may have noticed the introduction of Candi. with an i.

This chick is a southern belle with a heart of gold and a liver of steel. She can go shot to shot with any cowboy and is always down to dance on a bar or cause some ruckus.
Boys beware because she will destroy you.
She's pretty much hilarious.
I just wanted to let you know about her because generally whenever I have a ruckus night filled with drunk jenga, stripper poles, sex dice and copious amounts of liquor she will be there.

Usually egging me on and surreptitiously refilling my glass with something stronger.

Y'all will love her as much as I do, I promise.

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