P.S.

So... I just managed to do something incredibly stupid... you know how theres things that you imagine and then giggle about because its so silly and unlikely....

I just managed to slip in the bathtub and land on a razor... with my ass.

Yes, my ass. I now know what it feels like to cut yourself shaving on your ass.

It hurts and it stings and its bleeding and these are not words I like having associated with my ASS.

This reminds me of that time freshman year when I tried to give myself a brazillian in prep for my boyfriend coming to visit... at least this time its just my butt... back then it was R.I.P vagina for a month.