MY TAKE ON THREESOMES

The following is just one Kitty Kats opinion so don't get your panties in a twist if they don't match what you think... it's called free speech... go with it.

So recently I was *ahem* cordially invited to have some dirty debaucherous playtime - which I am pretty much always down for - but then I found out another somebody was invited too...

excuse me, what?

Now don't get me wrong... everyone has thought about it before... everyone has at one point believed that a threesome would be like God's gift to mankind but after talking to people who have experienced and from some, less dirty and more technical, ponderings I've realized I just don't think it would be fun.

And, I'm not a lesbian in any way but when I think of a threesome I think two chicks and one way happy guy... and I'm sure they would start out having fun but then he'd be doing one and the other one is awkwardly watching... and then the two girls start making out and dude is like heyheyhey! what about me?... and then somebody doesn't get enough loving and it gets weird... and then every time they see each other they just remember the awkward groping/watching and the embarassment of it all.

once again... not from experience just from other peoples stories... and the awkard two wenches and a pirate scene in Pirates.

Now this weird-fest gets even weirder, in my opinion, when you subtract a chica and add another dude. like...
1) why does your guy want to see another guys wang?
2) why does your guy want another guys wang touching you?
3) who the hell thinks "oh I'm getting it on with my chick... I wish one of my buddies was here"

Like hello! I'm already rocking your world we don't need to add anymore elements to this situation.

Let's not get complicated...

And like... the technical aspects of this boggle my mind even more. If I'm going at it with my Main Squeeze and Mr Joe Blow wants some fun loving too how am I supposed to help? I'm pretty much enjoying myself due to southern action so I'm not too interested in concentrating up north to make you happy... Like this is fun and that sounds like work... multitasking is not a skill that should be put to test in the bedroom. And it's just weird for JB to watch and give himself some loving because 1) dude... ur jerkin it to one of your guy friends and 2) go home and watch some porn you lonely lonely man.

And if you think you're getting any DP action... think the fuck again.

Sorry boys but, contrary to what you may believe,... I like your Man Parts best when they're down playing with my Lady Parts. I don't want to hold it, I don't really want it anywhere near my face, although I'm willing to do it as a means to an end... (its called ForePlay for a reason... it comes BEFORE my play time..) and I definately do not want it anywhere else!

DO NOT WANT

So the next time you wanna propose sexy time with you and your best friend how about you go stick his dick up your ass and see how much you like it. And if it's a lot then... well I guess I'll be finding a new playmate.


So.. just to clarify... I love me a good romp in the hay but I am not down to be the bicycle that all your friends get a ride on.


If sharing is caring then I am content to be one selfish happy bitch.



...this is why there's a content warning on this blog...