TOP FIVE REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDNT DO YOUR NAILS AT WORK

Reason 5:

No matter how oblivious your co-workers and bosses may be, they always notice when your nails go from chipped crappy white nail polish to ravishing red... thus they know that you either took 5 minutes of your lunch hour to do it OR you took 30 mins of work time... and they will assume the worst

Reason 4:

Office buildings are badly ventilated... thus when you pain your nails the fumes do not disperse.. oh no, they stick around for hours letting everyone know that you would rather paint your nails then create and color code spreadsheets

Reason 3:

Those fumes get to your head and the next time someone walks by your office they think your high because you look so light headed

Reason 2:

Your office peers all think that you are a lazy worthless drug addict of an employee... and all because you wanted to look halfway decent for the client meeting this afternoon

The number one reason?

It makes writing a secret entry into your blog during work hours soo much harder.